Ben Lipkowitz's half-assed resume:
(tailored for a sysadmin position)

Last year I worked with serve.com/Datarealm, using a lot of:
Perl *yuck*
mysql *ew!*
apache *hmm*
openvz
vim
screen/ssh
bash scripts
GNU/BSD tools

and a little of:
irssi
svn
nat/iptables
yum
spf/dns
nfs

and a bunch of totally random sysadmin stuff

this was my first and only computer-related job although i have been using linux since 1999 
(yellow dog) and it is a large part of my life.

i'm enthusiastic about Python and Debian.

i help to develop emc2 (linuxcnc.org) and i use it too! 

since this appears to be turning into a resume..

Education:
Honors, North Central HS Indianapolis, 1996-2000
BS Microbiology/Japanese, IU 2000-2003
Mad Scientist, Bloomington, 2004-2008